When and Where is the next One?

The Virtual Hash is Back!

HHHi All,

Who will be gatecrashing the Virtual Hash this week? Last week, we had MaBouche and the Frankfurt HHH and Runs2Eat from City Hash!

Join on Sunday night and see who turns up or who else’s Zoom call we can invade!

So please join on the link below as normal

Time: 19:00 France/18:00 UK

Please remember, it the meeting ‘expires’ you can just re-join with the same link  

Cumalot  is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting!

Topic: RHHH Virtual Hash – Time: 11th April  19:00 CET/18:00 UK

Join Zoom Meeting

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/84647893151?pwd=N2RsU090QXQxV3A4ZWpCRVR3MUlCZz09

OnOn!

Cumalot

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When and Where is the next One?

The Virtual Hash is Back!

HHHi All,

The sun is shining, the sea is a sparkling blue under the Riviera sun (its déjà vue, all over again) and it’s time for the  VIRTUAL HASH! 

So please join on the link below as normal

Time: 19:00 France/18:00 UK

Please remember, it the meeting ‘expires’ you can just re-join with the same link  

Cumalot  is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting!

Topic: RHHH Virtual Hash – Time: 28th March  19:00 CET/18:00 UK

Join Zoom Meeting

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/84647893151?pwd=N2RsU090QXQxV3A4ZWpCRVR3MUlCZz09

OnOn!

Cumalot

When and Where is the next One?

The Virtual Hash is Back!

HHHi All,

The sun is shining, the sea is a sparkling blue under the Riviera sun (its déjà vue, all over again) and you’ve used your one hour’s exercise permission slip for the third time already, it must be time for the  VIRTUAL HASH! 

So please join on the link below as normal

Time: 18:30 France/17:30 UK

Please remember, it the meeting ‘expires’ you can just re-join with the same link  

Cumalot  is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting!

Topic: RHHH Virtual Hash – Time: 7th March  18:30 CET/17:30 UK

Join Zoom Meeting

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/84647893151?pwd=N2RsU090QXQxV3A4ZWpCRVR3MUlCZz09

OnOn!

Cumalot

When and Where is the next One?

The Virtual Hash is Back!

HHHi All,

The sun is shining, the sea is a sparkling blue under the Riviera sun and you are locked in/locked up with the Promenade des Anglais banned to all nationalities by M. le Mayor Estrosi (Pedo tells me Estrosi is old Niçois for “man with no balls, no dick and no brain who dreams of being M. le President) unless you have escaped to the Var or the mountains.

So, all there is to do is the VIRTUAL HASH! 


So please join on the link below as normal

Time: 18:30 France/17:30 UK

Please remember, it the meeting ‘expires’ you can just re-join with the same link  

Cumalot  is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting!

Topic: RHHH Virtual Hash – Time: 28th February CET/17:30 UK

Join Zoom Meeting

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/84647893151?pwd=N2RsU090QXQxV3A4ZWpCRVR3MUlCZz09

OnOn!

Cumalot

When and Where is the next One?

HHHi All,

Jobsworth is returning to his old haunts in La Gaude, hopefully we won’t be going near my old place, the new owner probably wants to give it back!

I’m sure the rules are that we are still limited in numbers 10 of each runners and walkers but I can’t be bothered with the registration this time, just bear in mind we will be starting next to the local cop shop, but I don’t think they work Sundays…. but maybe cum in disguise?

Run Directions Sunday 7th February 2021 – La Gaude reloaded

Meet at 10h30 for 11h00 in the main car park in La Gaude village

 Hares: Jobsworth and The Pilchard

Meet in the main car park in the village at 10h30 for 11h00 (note – there are overflow car parks if full). Drive to La Gaude village & when you reach the roundabout with the yellow cutout of a jazz band, turn into the village and the parking is 50 metres on your left.

To get there, take the d18 from Cagnes sur Mer or the d118 from St Laurent Du Var. Follow the signs to La Gaude & allow a 20 minutes’ drive from the coast.

What3Words are the catchily titled:

///sank.cabbage.beans

Covid restrictions still apply so OnOn will be bring your own food to the start point, as is the new normal.

OnOn!

Jobsworth 

When and Where is the next One?

The Virtual Hash is Back!

HHHi All,

Welcome to the last virtual Hash…. in January. So far, we are not locked down again so we hope Jobsworth will be able to hare his Hash in 8 days time.

So please join on the link below as normal, please note that due to the new 18:00 curfew in 06, the start has been delayed by 1 hour to 18:30 France/17:30 UK .

Time: 18:30 France/17:30 UK

Please remember, it the meeting ‘expires’ you can just re-join with the same link  

Cumalot  is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting!

Topic: RHHH Virtual Hash – Time: 31st January 18:30 CET/17:30 UK

Join Zoom Meeting

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/84647893151?pwd=N2RsU090QXQxV3A4ZWpCRVR3MUlCZz09

OnOn!

Cumalot

When and Where is the next One?

R*N 950 – Buns/NoGrappa

Date: January 24th, 2021

Hares: Buns/NoGrappa

Run 950-   Opio area

Your Hares- Buns and No Grappa

Meeting time –  at 10.30 for 11.00 prompt start

Where? 

UPDATE : Please register here

What 3 words fleshed.waltz.blizzard

– For people who know the area and its roundabouts, the meeting place is a car park across from a cemetery just off the busy D3 behind the GARAGE D’OPIO – Agent PEUGEOT.

The spot is only 200 meters from the large Opio roundabout (with the Moulin d’opio and covid white tent and a shopping center and a gold (?) course all off this roundabout).

– For those who like an overall map for context –

On On – please bring something to eat after the hash, since no restaurants are open.


We have a great trail awaiting you!

Buns and No Grappa

When and Where is the next One?

The Virtual Hash is Back!

Date: January 17th, 2021

Time: 18:30 CET/17:30 UK


Hhhi all,

It seems we are still free to Hash for real, next week its Buns/No Grappa!, but we’ll still have a virtual Hash this evening.

For those in the South I hope you manage to have a nice walk outside and take some pics to post to the Whatsapp group!

So please join on the link below as normal, please note that due to the new 18:00 curfew in 06, the start has been delayed by 1 hour to 18:30 France/17:30 UK  

Time: 18:30 CET/17:30 UK

Please remember, it the meeting ‘expires’ you can just re-join with the same link  

Cumalot  is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting!

Topic: RHHH Virtual HashTime: 3rd January 18:30 CET/17:30 UK

Join Zoom Meeting

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/84647893151?pwd=N2RsU090QXQxV3A4ZWpCRVR3MUlCZz09

OnOn!

Cumalot

RUN Report #949 – The first Virtual Beerstop?

Hares: Cumalot/Heavy Pants. And Pilchard!

RUN Report #949

Cumalot had convoked us to a COVID compliant hash  starting in the St Philippe casino carpark at what3words  primary.shelf.waffled – we could have been a couple of metres away at screeches.tomcat.warblers which might have been more interesting. It was a huge carpark where I found Philippe looking lonely but he said it was the right place. Eventually  we were joined by others returning from positioning the beer car. A cold overcast  morning (but of course it never rains on the hash), we were 9 and so complied with the 10 person group limit- we waited a bit for Buns who had registered  but had not arrived  in  time  and then  decided to start, leaving the hares  to lay extra flour for her to follow  in case she turned up.

It looks nothing like him!

The runners set off- 2 hares and Supermarket Trolley. The rest of us walkers went with Cumalot   onto the bus/tram road. The French postmodernist thinkers in the administration have declared the new bus/tram to be a tram, so it’s a tram, but in fact it is just a bus. Has anyone used it? Does it have any features of a tram such a bells and musical jungles? Well we didn’t see it although Cumalot said there was a frequent service.

After 5 minutes FartyBum announced that she would not be getting Shit of the Week this time – then  decided to check if she had the keys for the beer car- she searched through her bag a couple of times then remembered she had left them in her other bag which she had left in Supermarket Trolley’s car. No point in going back as SMT would be miles away  on the runners’ trail-so we just went on knowing there would be no beer  and that the runners wouldn’t know that.

This is where Farty Bum was 10 mins into the Walk

The terrain was very up and down taking us to a stream which must join up with La Brague and here was a tricky set of stepping stones helped by an old pallet in the middle of the stream- I think we all managed to cross without incident. The rain was holding off and the tracks were not too muddy but  potentially dodgy  on the slippery paths with rocky traps and  nasty drops on the side.

Soon we reached the beercar- but no key/no beer. There is supposed to be a spare key hidden somewhere, but FartyBum didn’t remember where (we have had this problem before – we must ask Mad Max to show someone where it is). So we just waited for the runners to arrive- quite a long time- Cumalot said the walkers went too fast and that the runners had a long trail 7.7km checking out all the falsies as the hares couldn’t remember what the correct trail was.

A good meme is worth repeating

Of course there were stories about placing the beer car. The marked parking places had been  full  so FB had decided to park on the grass; however, due to the mud, the wheels just spun around-FB couldn’t cope so Pilchard had volunteered to take over the driving and find a better place  and in order to  manoeuvre asked  FB  where was reverse on the gear stick- FB said she didn’t know whether it was up or down, in or out  or push or pull. Pilchard using  tank driving experience managed to move the car to a better position.

Its good to have Pilchard back!

Back at the start the beers soon arrived as well as crisps and peanuts Cumalot was offering doughnuts. A short circle was  held.

After the beerstop the journey home was announced as being fairly short. SMT and FartyBum set off early to  rescue the car keys and the beercar. The rest of us strolled back past a housing development with the appalling name of….

Biotifull!!!!

Down downs for

The hares– Cumalot, Heavy Pants and Pilchard (now the perpetual co-hare)

Farty Bum– for forgetting how to drive in reverse.

Philippe in honour of the start at St Philippe

Heavy Pants for  forgetting where the right trail was at the check

Pilchard– for fouling the trail

Shit of the week nominations for- Prestressed ( Heavy Pants as stand-in) for proposing Cumalot as Hare and not turning up

And we voted for FartyBum for the obvious offence.

Due to COVID the weather wasn’t right for continuing with a picnic so we went home to meet up later in the day on a Zoom hash.

OnOn!

The Scribe

After not being able to go to the bar for 6 month, home entertaining has become popular