When and Where is the next One?

The new Hash T-Shirts are environmentally friendly and one size fits all. (sniper rifle optional)

R*N 953 – I don’t Like Mondays?

Date: MONDAY March 8th, 2021

Hare: Pre-Stressed

Run 953-   Montaroux area

Meeting time –  at 11.00 for 11.30

Where? 

Top secret, register to be sent the instructions.

Please register here

In a break with tradition, to keep the Hash flame burning , there will be a Hash on Monday 7th March in Montaroux*!

The Hash will follow the same format as usual, except it will be on a Monday.

  • *Subject to change, they are still making the rules up as they go along…

Please bring something to eat for you pic-nic after the hash as has become the norm in these abnormal times.

OnOn!

Cumalot

When and Where is the next One?

The Virtual Hash is Back!

HHHi All,

The sun is shining, the sea is a sparkling blue under the Riviera sun and you are locked in/locked up with the Promenade des Anglais banned to all nationalities by M. le Mayor Estrosi (Pedo tells me Estrosi is old Niçois for “man with no balls, no dick and no brain who dreams of being M. le President) unless you have escaped to the Var or the mountains.

So, all there is to do is the VIRTUAL HASH! 


So please join on the link below as normal

Time: 18:30 France/17:30 UK

Please remember, it the meeting ‘expires’ you can just re-join with the same link  

Cumalot  is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting!

Topic: RHHH Virtual Hash – Time: 28th February CET/17:30 UK

Join Zoom Meeting

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/84647893151?pwd=N2RsU090QXQxV3A4ZWpCRVR3MUlCZz09

OnOn!

Cumalot

When and Where is the next One?

HHHi All,

Jobsworth is returning to his old haunts in La Gaude, hopefully we won’t be going near my old place, the new owner probably wants to give it back!

I’m sure the rules are that we are still limited in numbers 10 of each runners and walkers but I can’t be bothered with the registration this time, just bear in mind we will be starting next to the local cop shop, but I don’t think they work Sundays…. but maybe cum in disguise?

Run Directions Sunday 7th February 2021 – La Gaude reloaded

Meet at 10h30 for 11h00 in the main car park in La Gaude village

 Hares: Jobsworth and The Pilchard

Meet in the main car park in the village at 10h30 for 11h00 (note – there are overflow car parks if full). Drive to La Gaude village & when you reach the roundabout with the yellow cutout of a jazz band, turn into the village and the parking is 50 metres on your left.

To get there, take the d18 from Cagnes sur Mer or the d118 from St Laurent Du Var. Follow the signs to La Gaude & allow a 20 minutes’ drive from the coast.

What3Words are the catchily titled:

///sank.cabbage.beans

Covid restrictions still apply so OnOn will be bring your own food to the start point, as is the new normal.

OnOn!

Jobsworth 

When and Where is the next One?

The Virtual Hash is Back!

HHHi All,

Welcome to the last virtual Hash…. in January. So far, we are not locked down again so we hope Jobsworth will be able to hare his Hash in 8 days time.

So please join on the link below as normal, please note that due to the new 18:00 curfew in 06, the start has been delayed by 1 hour to 18:30 France/17:30 UK .

Time: 18:30 France/17:30 UK

Please remember, it the meeting ‘expires’ you can just re-join with the same link  

Cumalot  is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting!

Topic: RHHH Virtual Hash – Time: 31st January 18:30 CET/17:30 UK

Join Zoom Meeting

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/84647893151?pwd=N2RsU090QXQxV3A4ZWpCRVR3MUlCZz09

OnOn!

Cumalot

When and Where is the next One?

R*N 950 – Buns/NoGrappa

Date: January 24th, 2021

Hares: Buns/NoGrappa

Run 950-   Opio area

Your Hares- Buns and No Grappa

Meeting time –  at 10.30 for 11.00 prompt start

Where? 

UPDATE : Please register here

What 3 words fleshed.waltz.blizzard

– For people who know the area and its roundabouts, the meeting place is a car park across from a cemetery just off the busy D3 behind the GARAGE D’OPIO – Agent PEUGEOT.

The spot is only 200 meters from the large Opio roundabout (with the Moulin d’opio and covid white tent and a shopping center and a gold (?) course all off this roundabout).

– For those who like an overall map for context –

On On – please bring something to eat after the hash, since no restaurants are open.


We have a great trail awaiting you!

Buns and No Grappa

When and Where is the next One?

The Virtual Hash is Back!

Date: January 17th, 2021

Time: 18:30 CET/17:30 UK


Hhhi all,

It seems we are still free to Hash for real, next week its Buns/No Grappa!, but we’ll still have a virtual Hash this evening.

For those in the South I hope you manage to have a nice walk outside and take some pics to post to the Whatsapp group!

So please join on the link below as normal, please note that due to the new 18:00 curfew in 06, the start has been delayed by 1 hour to 18:30 France/17:30 UK  

Time: 18:30 CET/17:30 UK

Please remember, it the meeting ‘expires’ you can just re-join with the same link  

Cumalot  is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting!

Topic: RHHH Virtual HashTime: 3rd January 18:30 CET/17:30 UK

Join Zoom Meeting

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/84647893151?pwd=N2RsU090QXQxV3A4ZWpCRVR3MUlCZz09

OnOn!

Cumalot

RUN Report #949 – The first Virtual Beerstop?

Hares: Cumalot/Heavy Pants. And Pilchard!

RUN Report #949

Cumalot had convoked us to a COVID compliant hash  starting in the St Philippe casino carpark at what3words  primary.shelf.waffled – we could have been a couple of metres away at screeches.tomcat.warblers which might have been more interesting. It was a huge carpark where I found Philippe looking lonely but he said it was the right place. Eventually  we were joined by others returning from positioning the beer car. A cold overcast  morning (but of course it never rains on the hash), we were 9 and so complied with the 10 person group limit- we waited a bit for Buns who had registered  but had not arrived  in  time  and then  decided to start, leaving the hares  to lay extra flour for her to follow  in case she turned up.

It looks nothing like him!

The runners set off- 2 hares and Supermarket Trolley. The rest of us walkers went with Cumalot   onto the bus/tram road. The French postmodernist thinkers in the administration have declared the new bus/tram to be a tram, so it’s a tram, but in fact it is just a bus. Has anyone used it? Does it have any features of a tram such a bells and musical jungles? Well we didn’t see it although Cumalot said there was a frequent service.

After 5 minutes FartyBum announced that she would not be getting Shit of the Week this time – then  decided to check if she had the keys for the beer car- she searched through her bag a couple of times then remembered she had left them in her other bag which she had left in Supermarket Trolley’s car. No point in going back as SMT would be miles away  on the runners’ trail-so we just went on knowing there would be no beer  and that the runners wouldn’t know that.

This is where Farty Bum was 10 mins into the Walk

The terrain was very up and down taking us to a stream which must join up with La Brague and here was a tricky set of stepping stones helped by an old pallet in the middle of the stream- I think we all managed to cross without incident. The rain was holding off and the tracks were not too muddy but  potentially dodgy  on the slippery paths with rocky traps and  nasty drops on the side.

Soon we reached the beercar- but no key/no beer. There is supposed to be a spare key hidden somewhere, but FartyBum didn’t remember where (we have had this problem before – we must ask Mad Max to show someone where it is). So we just waited for the runners to arrive- quite a long time- Cumalot said the walkers went too fast and that the runners had a long trail 7.7km checking out all the falsies as the hares couldn’t remember what the correct trail was.

A good meme is worth repeating

Of course there were stories about placing the beer car. The marked parking places had been  full  so FB had decided to park on the grass; however, due to the mud, the wheels just spun around-FB couldn’t cope so Pilchard had volunteered to take over the driving and find a better place  and in order to  manoeuvre asked  FB  where was reverse on the gear stick- FB said she didn’t know whether it was up or down, in or out  or push or pull. Pilchard using  tank driving experience managed to move the car to a better position.

Its good to have Pilchard back!

Back at the start the beers soon arrived as well as crisps and peanuts Cumalot was offering doughnuts. A short circle was  held.

After the beerstop the journey home was announced as being fairly short. SMT and FartyBum set off early to  rescue the car keys and the beercar. The rest of us strolled back past a housing development with the appalling name of….

Biotifull!!!!

Down downs for

The hares– Cumalot, Heavy Pants and Pilchard (now the perpetual co-hare)

Farty Bum– for forgetting how to drive in reverse.

Philippe in honour of the start at St Philippe

Heavy Pants for  forgetting where the right trail was at the check

Pilchard– for fouling the trail

Shit of the week nominations for- Prestressed ( Heavy Pants as stand-in) for proposing Cumalot as Hare and not turning up

And we voted for FartyBum for the obvious offence.

Due to COVID the weather wasn’t right for continuing with a picnic so we went home to meet up later in the day on a Zoom hash.

OnOn!

The Scribe

After not being able to go to the bar for 6 month, home entertaining has become popular

When and Where is the next One?

NB There are no boats and only 2 men. But there are three Hares.

Cumalot/Heavy Pants/Pilchard- 3 Heads are better than one

Date: January 10th, 2021

Hares: Cumalot/Heavy Pants/Pilchard

HHHi all,

We are back again! Again.

We will have another run/walk next Sunday, 10th January, but strictly following the lock down rules/guidelines etc. 


Apparently, no more than 10 people allowed to meet up so conform to the law (?) please sign up as in previous semi-lockdown Hashes

Click Here to Register

We will then email you the location/time of the Hash, when we know when/where it is.

Probably in the Biot/Sophia Antipolis area around 11:00 but lets see.

And no Restaurant again, bring food if you like and the weather does not look too bad.

If you haven’t registered and you mysteriously turn up, we can’t accept you without risking the whole event being cancelled,  sorry…

It could be worse, you could be in the UK and sex (with other people) is now discouraged…

‘Your best sexual partner is yourself’

Who knew?

OnOn!

Cumlalot

When and Where is the next One?

The Virtual Hash is Back!

Date: January 3rd, 2021

Time: 18:30 CET/17:30 UK


Hhhi all,

First I should say HAPPY NEW YEAR! 

or since the bars and restos are still not open and we now have a 18:00 curfew in the Alpes Maratimes, perhaps I should say 

CRAPPY NEW YEAR!

or more inventively in tribute to the face masks which ‘stop’ the virus…

NAPPY… YOU HERE!

Anyway… we have decided to continue the virtual Hash since we are all so locked down during the week.

So please join on the link below as normal, please note that due to the new 18:00 curfew in 06, the start has been delayed by 1 hour to 18:30 France/17:30 UK  

Time: 18:30 CET/17:30 UK

Please remember, it the meeting ‘expires’ you can just re-join with the same link  

Cumalot  is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting!

Topic: RHHH Virtual HashTime: 3rd January 18:30 CET/17:30 UK

Join Zoom Meeting

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/84647893151?pwd=N2RsU090QXQxV3A4ZWpCRVR3MUlCZz09

OnOn!

Cumalot

When and Where is the next One?

The REAL Hash is Back!

Date: December 27th, 2020

Time: 10:30 for 11:00 start

HHHi Fellows Hashers

Hoorah, back to real Hashing, at least for Sunday, 27th December, with the promise of mulled wine and mince pies to get us into the festive spirit!

Where, when and what time?

The Hash on 27th December will be in Valbonne / Sophia Antipolis, meeting at 10h30 for a start time of 11h00:

Hare – Supermarket Trolley (06.14.67.79.87)

We will meet in the same parking lot we used in August 2019 and had a picnic prepared by FB and SMT afterwards, directions are as follows:

Meeting place:

Parking near the bridge at the bottom of the hill (opposite side of the road to the stables) on Route des Macarons (D604), Valbonne / Sophia Antipolis

Start time:

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Directions

From Valbonne

Take D4 in the direction of Biot. Go straight ahead at first two roundabouts. At third roundabout with Telecommunications building on the left, take right exit, D604 (Route des Macarons) direction Sophia Antipolis, go over bridge at the bottom of the hill, after 100m turn left into parking lot.

From Biot

Take D4 in the direction of Valbonne, after c. 4.5km, you will come to a roundabout with a blue and gold iron man, take left exit, after 150 m, at roundabout with Telecommunications building on the right, take left exit, D604 (Route des Macarons), direction Sophia Antipolis, go over bridge at the bottom of the hill, after 100m turn left into parking lot.

From A8

Leave A8 at Antibes exit, take D35,direction Grasse / Valbonne / Sophia Antipolis, which eventually becomes D103 (Route du Parc), go straight ahead at traffic lights after c.3.5km. After 500m take right filter lane onto D98, just before the big Bouillide roundabout with the wooden arches. After 500m take left exit onto D198, at next roundabout take right exit (D198), at next roundabout take left exit (D198). At roundabout with Air France on the left, take right exit (D198), at next roundabout with Golden Tulip Hotel on the right, take left exit on to D604 (Route des Macarons). Go down the hill passed the big Pompiers Station, continue down the hill, just before bridge at the bottom of the hill turn right into parking lot.

There will be no formal On On, as all the restaurants are shut, but if you have any leftovers from the Christmas celebrations, it would be great if you can bring them along to share.

As it would be good to have an idea how many of you intend doing this Hash, if you think that you will be joining me, please send me an email or leave a message on my mobile.

On On

SMT