When and Where is the next One?

Run 973– No Satisfaction and MalcolmNN

Run 973 Monumental Super Cannes Tour

Hares : No Satisfaction and MalcolmNN

Contact: No Satisfaction

Tel: 0617401343

Elaine.Minter@gmail.com

Time: 10:00 for 10:30

Meeting Point:

Parking Pont de L‘Aube,

Aire de Covoiturage

Avenue de la Liberte (D6007)

Golfe Juan Vallauris

Covoitureage

Location : What three words ///paves.tawdry.hearty

(43.563942N,7.067764E : 43° 33′ 50.1912” N,7° 4′ 3.9504” E)

On In:

Lunch will be at 14:00 in the restaurant

‚La Cucina‘,

63 , Avenue des Freres Roustan,

(Bord de la Mer),

06220 Golfe Juan Vallauris

Main Course,

Desert and one glass of wine:

Price: 25 Euros

Directions:

Exit 44, A8, and follow the signs to the centre of Golfe Juan.

Follow the signs on the ‚D6007’ through Golfe Juan (Avenue de la Liberte) in the direction of Cannes.

As you approach the roundabout at the exit of ´Golfe Juan‘ going towards Cannes, the co-voiturage ‚

Parking Pont de l‘Aube’ is on your right,

50 m after the traffic sign indicating the roundabout.

If you miss the entrance, just go round the roundabout and back again. The restaurant is 700 m or 15 minutes walk from the parking, so you can leave your car here.

Please Note: Do not leave any valuables visible in your car.

Terrain:

Both trails are entirely on small urban roads. Although technically easy, the roads can be sometimes steep or very steep.

Hope to see you there!

Tel: 0617401343

Elaine.Minter@gmail.com

When and Where is the next One?

Run 972– Malcolm and No Satisfaction  St Vallier de Thiey Run

Date: Sunday 20th March 2022

Time: 10:00 for 10:30 start

Hares: Malcolm No Name & No Satisfaction

Where:  St Vallier de Thiey – Parking Baume Obscure (4 Km West St Vallier de Thiey)

Directions: From A8 take Exit 42 Cannes Grasse, Follow Directions to Grasse (D6185)

From Grasse follow signs to Digne (D6085 – Route Napoleon) until the town of St Vallier de Thiey.

Leaving St Vallier de Thiey on the Route Napoleon (6085) Direction Digne turn left at first roundabout out of town centre (the narrow bit of road) direction St Cezaire,

At the next roundabout turn right (first exit) following signs for Grotte Baume Obscure SOUTERROSCOPE.

Pass the Intermarche (on your left).

Park to the left in the Souterroscope car park (3km from St Vallier de Thiey) – Opposite corner to the Baume Obscure.  

Public Transport: Train to Grasse then Bus Ligne A to St Vallier de Thiey, departing Grasse Railway station 07.20 or 08.35 Stopping at Maison d’Arret , continue to St Vallier Grand Pre (End of the line for this bus).

Arrange a lift from here as rather a long walk to the start (3Km)

Why:  Why Not?

“To promote physical fitness among our members

To get rid of weekend hangovers

To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer (other drinks are available)

To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel!

Run Car Park Location:


43°41’34.7″N 6°48’51.9″E (43.692975N, 6.814426E)

What3Words ///worries.unemployment.embeds

Terrain:

Mostly well-defined tracks. Poles could be useful for stability/security.

Please Note:

The area is rural and used for agriculture. There are flocks of sheep and goats on the Hash route. They are mainly fenced in but may be loose with attendant “shepherd” dogs

Hashing dogs must be kept under control around other animals

Restaurant Le Comptoir St Vallier de Thiey:

Car Park Location (Parking Ferrages)

43° 41′ 54.7332”N 6° 51′ 2.3976”E (43.698537,6.85066)

What3Words ///snorer.curdling.spooky

Meal:

Three course set menu with glass of wine: 25 Euro.
vegetarian option available on request

Contact:

Malcolm No Name: malcolm@malcolmg.net or 06 16 33 54 48

No Satisfaction: 06 17 40 13 43

When and Where is the next One?

Run 971– CONTESSA and JOBSWORTH’s Pilgrimage Run

Date: Sunday 6th March 2022

Time: 09:30 for 10:00 start

Hares: Contessa and Jobsworth

Where:  Notre Dame de Laghet, near La Turbie

Bon Soir! 

It’s about time we hustle up some miracles! 

Our next Hash is meeting at the Monastery known for miracles, Notre Dame de Laghet. 

3 kms below La Turbie. See below for full Directions. 

Hares Contessa & Jobsworth, 

Meet at 9:30, Start at 10:00

So give yourself driving time, wherever you are coming from.

Featuring a Birthday Cake for this Hare who is getting old (er),  thus referred to as the ‘Over the Hill’ Hash.  (see photo, ‘Ten Years After...’  and this isn’t Woodstock) 
Bummer, as we used to say…but the Rolling Stones are older than me and still touring so I can manage to set a Hash. 

Our meal will be in the Hotellerie of the Monastery. A great price only €16 !! Lunch at 1pm. 

Served by the Nuns so be on your best behaviour!

The Ghost of Co-Hares Past (Padre with a bloody hand, you may remember) will be roaming around too, as we set a Hash here in 2018.

And we may even coax Pedo to make a special appearance! …us ‘Ole Timers, we stick together…
and the Holy Spirit said he would be there too, getting into the spirit! 

So this gives you time to ruminate about and prioritize your Miracles request. 
Don’t all talk at once…! 

See you Sunday! 

Contessa 

When and Where is the next One?

Run 970– IRON LADY and PILCHARD MIMOSA Run

Date: Sunday 20th February 2022

Time: 10:00 for 10:30 start

Hares: Iron Lady & Pilchard

Where:  Tanneron, parking longueduree

From the Town Hall,  Information Office &  Memorial statute look for  the Nice matin/Tabacco sign & petrol ⛽.

Opposite turn downhill & continue to the end of the lower level parking.  

Why:  

“To promote physical fitness among our members
To get rid of weekend hangovers
To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer (other drinks are available)

Special celebrations for valentine’s, birthday’s, mimosa
🍾💝 🌹 🥀 🎂 🥳 🎉 

To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel!”

What 3 words:

https://what3words.com/shifters.liveliness.skirt

Terrain:

While this isn’t the hilliest of terrain, there are some slippery ups and downs Both W & R trails will certainly follow the slopes of the hillsides including the Mimosa farms for the best views.

Poles could be useful for stability/security.!

Restaurant:

After the circle we’ll walk to the restaurant. Please  book if staying for meal.

Euro 25 includes, main course 2 meat options, desert & glass of wine. Please specify vegetarian, allergies or other special considerations. 

Contact:

IRON LADY: margaret.pianti@gmail.com or 06 23227305

Directions from A8:

Travelling west

From Nice approx 30 min/40 kms 

Exit 40 Theoule-sur-mer. Left into D6007/Ave de Cannes/right to D92. Approx 10km to Valcros D38. Another 1 1/2 km to the Tanneron town hall. 

Travelling east

Exit 40 Theoule-sur-mer & continue as above. 

When and Where is the next One?

Gispert

Run 969 – No Grappa and Buns -Gispert Memorial Run

Date: Sunday 6th Febuary 2022

Time: 10:30 for 11:00 start

Hares: No Grappa and Buns

Where:  Roquefort-les-Pins, Médiathèque car park

Why:  

“To promote physical fitness among our members
To get rid of weekend hangovers
To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer (other drinks are available)
To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel!”

Directions:

Car park by the Le Pavillon Bleu cinema in Roquefort-les-Pïns, as usual.

What 3 Words: https://what3words.com/occults.barbarian.contest

For the Story of’G’ go here

Terrain:

While this isn’t the hilliest of terrain, there are some slippery ups and downs due to the damp paths in the woods and a small mer de glace.

Restaurant:

Our faithful Pepperoni. See map. Ideally book if staying for meal.

Euro 25 includes a starter, main course, wine, coffee.

Contact:

No Grappaquinn.dana@gmail.com or 06 1777 4331

When and Where is the next One?

Run 968 – Annual All You Can Eat Chinese Haggis Hunt New Year!

Date: Sunday 23rd January 2022

Time: 10:00 for 10:30 start

Hares: Smelly Pooh and the Pilchard

Where:  Mandelieu, Geant Casino car park

Why:  To commemorate the Birthday of the Great Scottish poet, Robbie Burns.

Wear: Your best Tartan, Jimmy Wigg and Sporran.

Directions

Come off at A8 J40, stay in the left lane and turn left following signs to Theoule sur Mer.

Then continue straight though the traffice lights, under the motorway bridge, over the 1st roundabout, over the 2nd (Golfers!) roundabout then after about 300m feed off to the right and into the Geant Casino car park, at the very end of Castorama side.

Near here https://w3w.co/dividers.sixpack.staked


As this is to celebrate the Birthday of Robert Burns running fuel will be supplied before the start, and we will, if we catch the little buggers, be having a traditional Scottish meal after the exercise.

Covid has interrupted our Haggis supply chain so a substitute will be served BEFORE the resto.

The restaurant will be ‘La mer bleue” in les Tourrades, it is a buffet for 20 euros, they close at 2.30pm.

All you can eat but buy your own drinks!

“Le Mer Bleue”


Allee Maryse Bastié

06150 Cannes

https://w3w.co/crumpet.stung.mend

Please let Smelly Pooh know if you plan to cum to the Resto

smellypou@yahoo.fr

When and Where is the next One?

Riviera Hash House Harriers Run 967 on Sunday 9th January

CHANGE OF TIME!

Meet at 10h00 for 10h30 in Biot

The Volcanoes of Biot

Time: 10:30am for a 11:00 start (TBC resto is a bit vague)

Where: below Biot village, next to the fire station.

ONON: Le Piccolo in Biot old town. The same place we used for the AGPU in the summer and Jobsworth’s last Hash in Biot.

it will be ‘a la carte’ so eat/drink as much or as little as you want!

Its an extinct volcano, honest!

This is a post-Christmas walk/run so a good chance to burn off your excessive eating/drinking for the last two weeks.

Walkers, bring poles if you have them, its not Bargemon but you will be climbing up and down a volcano (yes, really..)  But it won’t explode, probably.

It is a longer than normal event but we need the extra exercise right?

DIRECTIONS 

W3W https://w3w.co/rather.bounded.unwell

Car Park next to the Biot Fire Station 515 Chemin des Combes, Biot

CAR Head for Biot, 

From the coast/N7, take Route de la Mer 2.3 Km from the N7 roundabout  i.e. past Marine Land then bear RIGHT before just Biot 3000 mini commercial centre, then its about 515m from the Route de la Mer, down chemin des Combes.

From the A8, get off at the Antibes/Cannes junction and follow signs to Biot, turn right at the Carrefour des Chappes (roundabout) onto the Route des Colles wind down the hilltop the roundabout at the bottom of the hill, turn right onto the Route d’Antibes, the golf course will be on both sides of the road, turn left at the next roundabout onto Chemin de la Romaine then turn left onto the Route de la Mer towards Biot village and then after 1 km turn right just before Biot 3000 as above.

Use the W3W link its easier than my crappy directions.

https://w3w.co/rather.bounded.unwell

TRAIN to Biot SNCF station then Bus 10 to Biot 3000 and walk 515 m along Chemin des Combes.

Onon!

Cumalot/Paul

Mobile +33 06.23.05.81.10

NB

On our last hash in Biot we had a topless runner, please only do this if you can at least match the quality of the below.

Might be a bit chilly

When and Where is the next One?

Riviera Hash House Harriers Run 966 on Sunday 26th December

Meet at 10h00 for 10h30 in Jardin/Garden Hector Cendo, Nice

Iron Lady’s Antidote to Christmas

Contact the hare Iron Lady to confirm your place for the ONON.email: 

margaret.pianti@gmail.com or mobile: +33(0)623227305


On Tuesday I’ll be discussing with the manager about menu selections & pricing. Open 7/7 from 7h to 23h non stop this Brasserie has always ample selection from either the menu or plat du jour offers, both with reasonable pricing. 


Meeting info:

Time: 10:30am for a cherry Boxing Day warm up Mince pies provided by TM SMT accompanied with hare’s mull wine11am for R & W trail start


Place: Jardin/Garden Hector Cendo Nearby free street parking on Sunday suggestions:Ave Aime Martin/Ave de Bellet/Bld Edouard Herriot/Ave California 

ONON: Brasserie Magnan 1 Ave de la California 0493865565

From the meeting & circle in Hector Cendo garden to the Brasserie is a gentle 1km stroll. Hare’s suggestion is on arrival to park your car nearby – Ave Aime Martin, Ave Bellet or Bd California to avoid additional searches for/or changing parking space. 


DIRECTIONS 

CAR from A8 autoroute exit 50 Nice West OPTIONS ARE:

A Voie Rapide Pierre Mathis

Left at fork direction Monaco/Menton/Nice-Center/Nice-Est/PortContinue on Voie Mathis/Voie Pierre Mathis/Voie RapideExit Magnan/La MadeleineContinue on Ave Gloria, turn left onto Ave de Bellet. Continue briefly on Bd de la Madeleine and turn left onto Bd Carlone. Then Left onto Ave de Bellet and right onto Ave Aime Martin. Jard Hector Cendo will be on the right.


Promenade des Anglais

Right at fork and left lane onto Promenade des Anglais direction Nice.Keep to two right lanes ’til pass Nice airportAt Lenval Hospital turn left onto Promenade des Anglais direction Airport then right into Avenue Fabron. Cross tram lines, pass under voie rapide and slightly right into Bd de Cambrai. Turn right at the roundabout onto Bd Edouard Herriot. Then right onto Bd Magnan and almost immediately slightly right onto Jard Hector Cendo.
TRAIN to Nice centre ville station then tram (line 1 to Jean Medicin & line 2 to Magnan)

REMINDERS

Mood: R overstuffed & W energeticDress: red / green combinations highly prized

ONON: green pass

Margaret Pianti
Mobile+33 6 2322 7305 Fixed+334 22 805 309

When and Where is the next One?

HARES: ‘No Satisfaction’ and ´Pilchard’

WHEN: Sunday, 14 November, 2021 Meet 10:00 for 10:30

WHERE: ‘Parc Vigier’ entrance

21-23, Blvd. Franck Pilatte,

06300 Nice, France

https://w3w.co/lied.tower.steams

This 3 word address refers to an exact 3m x 3m location. Tap the link or enter the 3 words into the free what3words app to find it.

TRAIL or TRIAL?:


‘Pogue Mahone’ Trail Factor:


The fact is ‘Pogue Mahone’ might go straight to the restaurant

Walk:  

At least ‘39 Steps’  x ‘N’ x ‘what goes up must come down up’ – with mostly bannisters


Run. :  Definitely a run

Scenic trails with points of cultural interest – and a bit of a groove.
The first half is more like two/thirds of the trail.

Both trails scrutinised and audited by our ´Military Logistics and Welfare Task Force’.

FURTHER DISTRUCTIONS:


‘Park Vigier’ is situated between  ‘Le San Juan’, our restaurant, and
the ‘Club Nautique’ on ‘Boulevard Franck Pilatte,

Parking on road and in side-streets is free on Sundays

Or, if you prefer:

Car-parks:  10 mins walk from starting point and reasonably priced
On western side of the Port
– Parking du Phare – opposite war memorial.
– Parking Lympia – underground in digue

Or, take the (red) Tram number ‘2’ which runs from the airport and the last stop is Nice Port (‘Port Lympia’).
Then walk 5 minutes.

By car:

There are many routes to the starting point and it is probably best you look up your own route to get to the  eastern side of the of Nice Port.
A turn off either ‘Rue Arson’  or ‘ Boulevard Stalingrad’,  will lead round the Eastern side port and along into ‘Boulevard Franck Pilatte’.

‘Boulevard Franck Pilatte’ is where the ‘Corsica Ferries’ disembarks from Corsica.

Note:
If coming along ‘Promenade des Anglais’, from Antibes’, you are now forced to turn into ‘Boulevard Jean Jaures’ and follow the (clear) sign posts to the Port.

WHAT ABOUT FOOD?


We dine at ´Le San Juan, 7, Boulevard Franck Pilatte, 06300 Nice, around 13:30.

Menu:

A choice of meat or fish,  plus dessert, one glass of wine and a coffee.


All yours for 25 euros (as in 2017)

See you there?
´On On’
No Satz and Pilchard

QUESTIONS:?


0617401343

When and Where is the next One?

Riviera Hash House Harriers Run 961 on Sunday 31st October

Meet at 10h00 for 10h30 in Fontanette parking at the foot of Biot village

Jobsworth and No Satisfaction’s Halloween Horrors

It’s Halloween and the clocks will go back by one hour on Sunday morning so you will have the treat of an extra hour in bed followed by a trail in the haunted forest around Biot.

Where :              Fontanette Car Park at the foot of Biot Village

When :               10h00 for 1030

OnOn :               Le Piccolo, Biot Village (as used for the AGPU).

Directions:

What3Words ///reuse.changer.palace (English)

                           ///hangar.formatrice.crémeuse (French)

Coming from the A8 – Exit 44 towards Antibes & Sophia Antipolis. Follow the signs for D535 towards Sophia Antipolis. Once away from the A8 gyratory system, take the D535 dual carriageway uphill over several roundabouts until you reach “Carrefour des Chappes”. Turn right here onto the D504 “Route des Colles”. Follow this road as it squiggles all the way down the hill. Once at the bottom, turn left for 200 metres (Biot village will be directly in front of you). Turn right 200 metres later onto Chemin de la Fontanette. Park in the big car park.

Coming from Valbonne and beyond – In Valbonne, take the D4 “Route de Biot”. Follow all the way until you reach Biot village. The road will turn downhill sharp right and, about 200 metres later, sharp left, with the village to your left. Turn right at the traffic lights onto “Route d’Antibes”. Continue straight for 400 metres and turn left into Chemin de la Fontanette just after L’Ovive restaurant.

HHHealth and Safety

To remind you of the Pogue MaH’ometer assessment for Sunday:

Length of trail 3/5 (scored very objectively by me)

Difficulty of trail IF dry 3/5 (see above)

Difficulty of trail if wet a slippery 3/5 on condition that you bring appropriate shoes (no flip flops, except, for Philippe F-lop who is always welcome) and poles.

Difficulty if you don’t follow the advice “I told you so/5”

Difficulty of ascent – This is the Riviera. Go to Holland if you want a flat hash.

As it will be Halloween, please provide your own garlic, incense and wooden stakes to ward off bad spirits.

Prizes of out of date crisps and that beer nobody wants to drink for the best dressed Halloween hashers.

A halloween costume suggestion than nobody should be seen in from our favorite Canadian racist!