PRE-LUBE HASH – Saturday
Tell Padre if you are
Cumming/Running/Walking on the prelube
Place- Time: 14:15 for 15:00 start
Parking for Relais du Lac Hotel, RD562
Bonsware everyone , As the next run is on Saturday 30th. November it may be appropriate to honour our Scottish contingent anddress appropriately to commemorate St. Andrew their patron saint.
Tartan, sporrans and Jimmy wigs, but …
No bagpipes please.
Even if you are not attending the after Festivities you can still come along and have an afternoons Hashing for the sum of
€5 if you are a member
€7 if not.
Special drinks menu available!!
Run 915 – Prey du Lac
Date: Sunday 22nd September 2019
Time: 09:30 for 10:00 start, prompt!
Where: Parking lot for the Le Capriccio restaurant, Pre du Lac
Buns is setting her 2nd RHHH trail and to make things easier we will be starting at the resto carpark… see below
Meet a the parking lot for the Le Capriccio restaurant
Address: 20 Cheminde L’Hubac 06740 Chateauneuf.
W3W map location: https://w3w.co/bathwater.unconscious.awaits
(The restaurant is very close to the hamlet of Pre du Lac. It is not up the hill in Chateauneuf – This is very close to the starting point of the last run we set).
Meet at 9:30 am for a 10:00am start
We will dine at the Le Capriccio at 1:00pm
Please see attached menu for 20 Euros each. (Does not include alcoholic beverages)
We each get
a starter AND main
a main AND dessert
The restaurant has asked that we order in advance, so everyone who is attending, please submit you choices by Thursday September 19th.
– Petite tomate mozzarella
– Salade melon et jambon
Choix de plats
– Reine Pizza
– Brochette de bœuf sauce au poivre vert ou bleu d’auvergne
– Plancha de saumon sauce vierge
Choix de desserts
– Tarte fine aux pommes
– Glace deux boules
Email Buns at: email@example.com
Please RSVP and provide meal choices
Look forward to seeing everyone!
Buns the Killer Hare
Run 914 – Days of Future Pissed with Procol
Below you will find details of the next hash on Sunday 8th September.
Start time: 14.30 for 15.00 start.
Meeting place: The parking Fontmerle near L’Etang de Fontmerle in Mougins
Directions: Leave autoroute A8 at exit 42 Cannes Grasse and take the penetrante direction Grasse. After 1.7km, take the exit for Antibes. 1.1km later about 20 metres after the roundabout, turn right into Avenue de Grasse and then 2nd right into Promenade de L’Etang. Continue 1km through two steps of oversized bollards until you find the Parking Fontmerle on your right.
What could be simpler?
What 3 words.
The run will be relatively flat and shady with the temperature turned down a notch or two from recent hashes. The On On will be at the Mesclun with starters, main, deserts, wine and coffee for 22€
Hope to see you there
A serious post for a change, we don’t have many here so listen up…
CumCum was attacked by a dog while walking near Notre Dame d’Afrique/Col de l’Esquillon in the Esterel, and she is currently ‘enjoying’ a course of anti-rabies jabs… this is what she put on FaceBook for those who didn’t see it…
Please share – dangerous dog who bit me, and the owners who conned me
This happened to me around midday on Sunday 28th April. I was hiking with a friend and her 2 dogs in the Esterel between Notre Dame d’Afrique and Col de l’Esquillon on a narrow path. A Black German Shepherd dog on a lead was being held back by a middle aged man, while his wife warned us their dog was aggressive. We tried to pass with both dogs protected but the German Shepherd attacked me and bit deeply into my thigh.
Although obviously shocked, in pain and with blood pouring out of my leg, the man with the dog became very defensive of himself and his dog but offered me his phone number which l noted. His wife told me their name, I doubled checked both and then they suddenly rushed off. Now it appears the name and number were false.
Of course with hindsight I should have at least taken photos of them and the dog, demanded the carnet de santé for the dog etc etc. Mainly demanded to see and photograph their ID.
According to the gendarmes one has the right to demand ID of anyone if a crime has been commited BUT in reality all you want to do is go and in this case get medical treatment.
As I now have no idea where this dog comes from I’ve been advised to have the rabies shots.. For info if ever this happens to you, you have to go to a special place in Cimiez, Nice for 3 separate appointments. Not at all pleasant and no doubt expensive. That on top of antibiotics etc etc..
Obviously I have made a complaint to my local Gendarmerie but I feel it unlikely these people will be found.
So please if anyone in this area sees a middle aged couple with a very dangerous looking Black German Shepherd dog on a lead, take a photo of all 3 and publish on this link or send to me via messenger, or if near their car or villa make a note, take a photo. We are convinced it’s happened before, it WILL happen again, and that they are local to this area.
And here is some extra info on the perps…
Couple mid 60s very well dressed. Not tall.
Her short very blonde hair.
Dog really dark and menacing looking on a strong lead.
But man could not contain the dog. Dog doesn’t like other dogs and we think the dog was trying to get to our dogs, but via through my leg!
The Cimiez hospital told me this morning that they receive a lot of people who had false contact info given to them. That’s why you need their official ID and in France you are obliged to carry it.
Post Party Christmas Run in the Sun
After the excesses at Les Terraces the night before, the Hash was not in the mood for more excessive exercise which was fortunate as there was a champagne breakfast to ease us into the day’s exertions.
Also, luckily for all present, Prestressed and Skinny Ah-So had a bottomless supply of champagne. Allegedly, Prestressed had found a credit card with PIN number down the back of the sofa and went to town in Lidl.
We are not sure who’s card it was but Sneaky Bastard just checked his online bank statement …
After a few drinks…
We set off, the chalk talk was suitably brief with one Hare just telling us to ‘get a bloody move on’. This Hare was Perpetual Motion in case anyone has forgotten.
There were two hares which sometimes causes confusion but in this case we all knew what we were supposed to do….
The trail led up then up some more and then up a little bit, until it was totally up itself. At the top, a falsie gave a grinning Supermarket Trolley the chance to show us a very nice cross she had found. It was perfectly formed and had been lovingly placed there by the Hare and she was very keen that we all see it!
At this point the pack split, with some finding trail leading away from the check and others found another check in the opposite direction. The first set of splitters were technically short cutters but this was the real trail (really? – Ed).
Fortunately, there was a regroup check only a few km later and we were all able argue who were the short cutters and who were just stupid.
After a short break for photos, we moved on for a second half which was sometimes hard to follow…
After negotiating a fiendish Gispert loop we passed a picturesque view of Callian where Cumalot and Heavy Pants had allegedly spent time avoiding the pre-party Hash the day before.
After a pleasant jog through Montaroux village we headed back to the start and prepared for the circle…. and as Perpetual Motion often states, preparation is everything.
The circle was eventful since JoyceNN had mentioned about the ‘nice old man’ she had met on the Bordighera Hash in the summer but couldn’t remember what he looked like. Since we have so many ‘nice old men’ on RHHH, we had to have a line up to determine who it was.
After eliminating several candidates based on oldness, niceness, manness and eventually hairiness, it was decided that Perpetual Motion was the nice old man though it was doubted that he was even in Bordighera that day but it could have been a case of mistaken identity…
And to add to the jollity, there were two namings.
Visitors JoyceNN became Wash’n Blow and DavidNN became 2 Clean 2 Hash. Our main arbiter of taste, Padre, was against both namings so they were voted in unaminously (no they weren’t – ed)
Other DownDows were….
Partying but not Hashing:-
- Heavy Pants
- Sneaky Bastard
- Rubber Maid
- The Bag
- 2 Clean 2 Hash
- Wash’n Blow
- Incredible Hulk
- Haggisimo (?)
Standing on a Check
- Supermarket Trolley
- Tight Wad
- No Grappa
- Sneaky Bastard
- Long and Hard
- Supermarket Trolley
- Duchess of Cambridge
Virgin Abuse – Lonely
New Shoes – Drag Anchor
Leaving Circle Early – Perpetual Motion
Singers (must have been an awful song!)
- Julie NN
- Farty Bum
Shit of the Week nominations
- Cumalot – missing first r*n
- Heavy Pants – also missing first r*n (strange co-incidence)
- Pilchard – ‘renting ‘ Decathlon wet weather gear
And to end, some new ones, old ones and returning ones.
Clare/Madame Mooton’s funeral is going to be Wednesday 22 August at 16:30 – (to be confirmed with the protestant minister) so please put that date in your diaries.
The service will be held at the same crematorium as CoCo’s funeral.
There is no dress code so come in bright Hash clothing or formal as you prefer.
Please send anything you would like adding to the memory book being compiled to Contessa firstname.lastname@example.org
This can be some photos or a just a few lines about Clare/Madame Mooton.
As per Madame Mooton’s wishes, Contessa is going to compile a memory book consisting of photos and stories about her.
So, if you have any photos or have any stories about Clare/Madame Mooton that you would be happy to be included, please send them to Contessa at her email address below
Please note, please send these as quickly as possible as the service will likely take place next week.
HHHi all,For those of you who missed it, Contessa (and Padre’s) Hash started at 14.30 on Sunday.I’d like to get the views of the group whether we should have more ‘late runs’ or not?We have Hashed later in the day previously during summer but stopped because it became hard to find restaurants according to Farty Bum.Please vote by clicking below. Vote Here!I’ve had some feedback already along the lines of:– starting later gives me a free Sunday morning – starting later means running in the hottest part of the dayNB I think the morning starts are necessary for the winter months as we lose the light. OnOn!Cumalot
Mark Dezzani, our DJ for the 30th Anniversary, has mentioned us on his radio Caroline podcast!
You can hear the snippet here:-
The full podcast can be found here:-
It’s two hours of an eclectic mix of music from the 60’s to today, give it a listen, it makes a good change from Riviera Radios playlist